Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, where to start, where to start?
The Good? The Bad? The Ugly?

Oke I'll start with the ugly, here ya go:
RON HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, but seriously now, I'm here to write my opinion of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (from now on referred to as: SWEII:BLABLABLA).

I saw the movie about 2 weeks ago, and boy was I torn up on the inside, I mean really torn up.
I visited it with some friends y'all now from OMEGA's forum, and it was hard for me to see that everybody was totally psyched about it, but I still had some criticism.
But enough about me, let's talk about you.

This is the most entertaining, and probably coolest film I've ever seen. PERIOD!
My god, the awesome Jedi Battles, the lightsabers, Yoda's battle, starships, lightsabers, battles, monsters, big ,bad,ugly fantasy creatures (if you need an indication, look above) and my god what else.
What else? A handfull of very amusing indications to later SW films, Jedi Battles. Blablabla
You get my point? You do? That's nice, but it was a retorical question.
You'll need a week (of downloading that is) to realise what you've just seen.
So you liked it P-Boy? Yes I did, I most certainly did like it.

But then again.......

Lousy acting, Ewan McGregor is trying too hard to be annoying, Hayden Christensen (from now on referred to as Hansen Christansen) is trying too hard to be annoyed, and to be annoying. Nathaly Portman, is cute but that's all.....
Christopher Lee, is doing fine, but then again, he would do fine playing Forrest Gump, so I did expect more of him.
And there's that storyline, no one can say it's as bad as EPI, cuz it ain't by a long shot. But still, too many things are just made up, and should've stayed closer to the later Episodes or been used as refference points too the later episodes.
And there's Hansen Christansen, playing Anakin Skywalker, the whole movie revolves around him, and my god.......
I mean he's meant to be annoying, you should hate his character, but I'm starting hate him. His performance is so.......fake, he never showed me he was really upset about Obi-Wan's attitude against him, he never showed me he really loved Padme.

I could go on and on and on, but I won't my reviews are always short, and so is this one.
It's amazing, it looks great, sounds great and you'll be stunned leaving the cinema. There are a nice few of references to later episodes. And I think die-hard fans as newbies to Star Wars, will all enjoy this installment.

But I'm still not satisfied. Perhaps it's me, perhaps I'll never see the prequel I dream of, perhaps my standards are too high. All I know is that I'm not the only one.
Oh well, EPIII: Blablabla, will be the most important film George Lucas will ever make (except Willow that is, he? Red?) So let's wait and see.

Till then my judgement is:

4/5 Supa P-Boy Stars

I'm not gonna write all this shit down again, everybody knows it......