Frequently Asked Questions

Just for your and my comfort, I have added a FAQ on my site, as you can see. If you have a question that is still unanswered after reading this FAQ, you can mail me and I’ll add it...maybe.

Q: What the hell is this site about anyways?
A: You should’ve read the main page better you idiot. Because then you could’ve read that this site is for posting my art, a comic three times a week (Saturday, Tuesday and Thursday). Also, occasionally there’ll be something up on the misc section, like this FAQ.

Q: Have you ever had sex?
A: I’m sorry to say: no. Anyone interested in changing this can mail me.

Q: Have you ever had sex with a dingo?
A: Actually, ye....no! I mean no! I haven’t! Really.

Q: Have you ever stuck a large, round object, say, a marble, up your nose?
A: My nose is too big for that. The marbles just keep falling out. Except that one time....thank god you don’t need your frontal lobe.

Q: What is the meaning of live?
A: Look it up in the dictionary idiot. You know, that big book where the meaning of words are explained.

Q: Can you send me a bag of weed?
A: Of course I can. I do need the money up front though. You’ll get the weed shortly after I received the money. Trust me.

Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck had a chainsaw, and could actually use it?
A: In the strange occasion that a woodchuck would grow thumbs and was indeed able to....wait a sec..what the hell is a woodchuck anyway?

Q: Are you just making these questions up?
A: Actually, yes. But the answers are given to me by a higher power. Seriously. You should all honour me!

Q: If you keep talking to yourself like this, won’t people think that you’re...well...insane?
A: I......next question!

Q: You’ve run out of questions, haven’t you?
A: No I haven’t. I just don’t feel like typing anymore.

Q: If there was a God, and he could see everything and knew everything, would he know how many times you slap the meat?
A: Err...I....(note to self: only slap the meat in the dark)

Q: Why is this server called 50megs and why does it say: "50mb of FREE web space", but you only get 12mb?
A: Because it’s run by stupid motherfuckers. Unless they’re reading this, in which case I’m very gratefull for their amazing service!

Q: Isn’t this enough already?
A: Yeah, I think it is.