A Beautiful Mind (spoiler alert)

(SPOILER ALERT) I you havent seen this movie, and you plan to see it, don't read this review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I recently saw "A Beautiful Mind", you know,the movie about the genius mathematics guy who turns out the see stuff that isn't there?. No, not "the Sixth Sense", you know it won 4 oscars including best film? Yup that's it, that's the one I saw.

"A Gorgeous Mind" tells the story of John F. Nash, the genius in the area of mathematics. Unfortunatly he also suffers from dellusions, and interacts with people that aren't there. He finishes college with a roommate who didn't excist, he marries a girl who didn't excist, oh wait....she did. He works for a secret service guy, and guess what.......he never excisted.

This is the story in a nutshell, I could tell you that he goes to the hospital, gets cured, but then forgets to take his medecin and gets ill again, but he eventually wins a nobelprize(is that one word? or is it nobel prize? or is it with a capital N?hmmm...)
But none of this is interesting, because nobody is gonna see this film after I'm done with it.
You see, the problem with this film is, that it's one of those movies written with one purpose: THE ALMIGHTY ACADEMY AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I don't know why this is, but getting an oscar (is that with a capital? or not? hmmm......) is more important than making a movie that you support or think is good. And it is so digusting to see, everything is done by the book:

1) Get a famous actor(Russel Crow)
2) Get an unfamous supporting lady (Jennifer Connely She even won an oscar!!)
3) Get a funny sidekick (Don't know his name, he sucks ass)
4) Get a good acting supporting character(Ed Harris)
5) Make people cry (oohhhh.....the poor man is ill.....)
6) Make people laugh (hahaha that sidekick is really funny)
7) Get a happy ending (ohhhhh how sweet, he wins a Nobelprize)
8) Make sure the director and famous actors name are big on the billboard
9) Open the theaters
10) Go to the Academy Awards and collect..............

That's it folks........but he! What does a 16-year old boy know? So nice job Mr. Ron Howard, but even lil' old me could make this movie! (If I could only get Russel Crow to work with me....)

You know what the horrible thing is? The film ain't that bad, Russel Crow shows he CAN act(didn't get the oscar, but got it undeserved last year, so that's fair).
The other actors are doing a fine job, Ed Harris will probably get a lifetime achievement award next year, Jennifer got about a 1000 movie offers going right now.
Ron Howard can say he made a good movie, but he didn't. On the other hand that guy is really ugly (I included a picture, everybody say: AHHHHHHHHH how sad!)

So I should stop saying it's a bad movie..........If everybody will just work with me, and boycott this movie, I'd be a happy man....thanks for your time and don't forget: DON'T GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!! Because Omega will personally kick your ass so you'll look just like Ron Howard!

Rating:
*
That is because Ron Howard is ugly enough, and the actors are doing fine.......

ps: you're probably wondering what happened to the: Supa P-Boy Stars rating!!!!!!!
yeah me too........